The Devil's Dictionary: Clarionet

Updated May 14, 2020 | Infoplease Staff
by Ambrose Bierce
CLAIRVOYANT
CLERGYMAN

CLARIONET

-n.

An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet - two clarionets.

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