Fantastic Fables, Ambrose Bierce: The All Dog

Updated May 14, 2020 | Infoplease Staff

The All Dog

A LION seeing a Poodle fell into laughter at the ridiculous spectacle.

"Who ever saw so small a beast?" he said.

"It is very true," said the Poodle, with austere dignity, "that I am small; but, sir, I beg to observe that I am all dog."