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by Ambrose Bierce
ABATIS
ABDOMEN

ABDICATION

-n.

An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of the high temperature of the throne.

   Poor Isabella's Dead, whose abdication
Set all tongues wagging in the Spanish nation.
For that performance 'twere unfair to scold her:
She wisely left a throne too hot to hold her.
To History she'll be no royal riddle —
Merely a plain parched pea that jumped the griddle.

-G.J.