30 Silliest "South Park" Quotes

Updated August 14, 2023 | Infoplease Staff

South Park is a groundbreaking animated series that has been entertaining audiences for over two decades. Known for its irreverent humor, biting satire, and clever social commentary, the show has become a cultural phenomenon. One of the hallmarks of “South Park” is its ability to poke fun at anything and everything, from politics and religion to pop culture and celebrity. The show's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, have an uncanny ability to take complex issues and distill them into hilarious and often absurd storylines.

Whether you're a die-hard fan who can recite entire episodes by heart or a casual viewer who just enjoys a good laugh, there's sure to be something in this list of the best “South Park” quotes that will make you chuckle or cause you to think. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the greatest quotes from one of the most iconic animated shows of all time!

30 "South Park" Best Quotes

Let's take a trip down to the town of South Park, where the quotes are outrageous and the kids are always getting into trouble. Here are 30 of the best and funniest quotes from the show that will leave you in stitches.

"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" — Multiple characters.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home." — Cartman.
"Respect my authoritah!" — Cartman.
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned." — Cartman.
"You don't wanna go down that road, a lotta history down that road." — Old farmer.

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"Timmy!" — Multiple characters.
"You b*stards!" — Kyle.
"I learned something today..." — Multiple characters.
"Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." — Eric Cartman.
"I'm sorry, I thought this was America." — Randy Marsh.

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"They took our jobs!" — Multiple characters.
"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive." — Mr. Garrison.
"You know what? I'm sick and tired of everyone telling me what I can and can't do. Maybe I'll go out and join a gang." — Butters.
"Whatever, I do what I want." — Cartman.
"I am the Great Cornholio!" — Beavis (in the "Butt Out!" episode).

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"Suck my balls." — Cartman.
"Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!" — Butters.
"I'm not a vampire, I'm a daywalker!" — Blade (played by Butters in the "The Ungroundable" episode).
"But, Mom!" — Multiple characters.
"I'm a little bit country, and I'm a little bit rock and roll." — Randy Marsh.

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"Let’s look for treasure!" — Terrance and Phillip.
"I've learned that life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get." — Butters (in the "Raisins" episode).
"I'm not smart, I'm just ahead of the curve." — Jimmy.
"Taco-flavored kisses for my Ben." — Cartman.
"Screw you guys, I'm going home... I mean it! Screw you guys!" — Cartman.

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"I hate you guys." — Kyle.
"They're not dolls, they're action figures!" — Butters.
"You can't just change who you are, the way you look doesn't matter." — Randy Marsh.
"I'm not a nerd, I'm a visionary." — Bill Gates (in the "Trapped in the Closet" episode).
"Don’t forget to bring a towel!" — Towelie.

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I’m Going Down to South Park...

Alright, folks —it's time to wrap up our list of the 30 best “South Park” quotes of all time. We hope you've enjoyed reliving some of the most hilarious, cringe-worthy, and downright ridiculous moments from the show.

From Cartman's endless insults and Kenny's muffled mumbling to Randy's bizarre antics and Butters' innocent charm, “South Park” has given us some of the most memorable one-liners and catchphrases in TV history. We hope this list has given you a good laugh and maybe even a new favorite quote to add to your own repertoire. Stay classy, “South Park” fans!