45 Riotous "Rick and Morty" Quotes

Updated August 14, 2023 | Infoplease Staff

Are you ready to take a journey through the multiverse? Strap in and get ready to laugh, cry, and question the very fabric of your existence, because we're counting down the 45 best quotes from the hit show “Rick and Morty”.

From the absurd to the profound, this show has it all. Whether you're a fan of Pickle Rick, Evil Morty, or just love a good "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," this list has something for everyone. So sit back, grab a portal gun, and get ready to explore the hilarious and mind-bending world of “Rick and Morty”.

45 Best "Rick and Morty" Quotes

Get ready to laugh until your sides hurt, cry until your heart aches, and question the very nature of reality itself. Because with "Rick and Morty", anything is possible!

"Oh boy, here I go killing again." — Krombopulos Michael.
"Nobody's smarter than me. I'm a genius. I mean, yeah, I'm a pickle, but still." — Pickle Rick.
"I'm not the one that's so absurd. You're the one that's absurd." — Morty.
"I'm sorry, Morty, but your opinion means about as much to me as your ability to understand and contribute to a cognitively complex debate on the ethicality of stem cell research." — Rick.
"I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve." — The Joker, voiced by Rick.

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"I'm like a combination of every bad thing that can happen to a puppy." — Morty.
"I don't like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation." — Rick.
"I'm not driven by hate. I'm driven by love." — Snowball.
"I'll be back in 10 minutes or 10 years. I don't control time." — Rick.
"I'm not looking for a friend, I'm looking for a portal gun." — Rick.

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"I'm not the one to be judged. That's the whole point of being a scientist." — Rick.
"I'm not a hero, Morty. I'm a drifter, with nothing to lose." — Rick.
"You're like a sociopath. You don't really feel anything." — Summer.
"I'm not the one who's a traitor. I'm the one who's gonna save this family." — Jerry.
"I'm a good guy now, Morty. I'm a reformed character." — Evil Morty.

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"I'm not the nicest person in the world, Morty, but I do have a code." — Rick.
"I'm not gonna be one of those lame dads who never smokes weed with his son." — Jerry.
"I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me." — Rick.
"I'm not arguing. I'm just explaining why I'm right." — Rick.
"I'm not the one with the magic powers, Morty. I'm the one that makes the science that makes the magic." — Rick.

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"You want to know my backstory? How I became what I am? Well, buckle up, Morty, because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life is a never-ending horror show." — Rick.
"I'm not a robot. I'm a cyborg, Morty. There's a difference." — Cyborg Morty.
"I'm not the kind of guy who likes to brag, but I'm the kind of guy who likes when other people brag about me." — Rick.
"I'm not a hero, Morty. I'm a grandpa. The difference is, heroes get respect." — Rick.
"I'm not a scientist, Morty. I'm a pickle. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!" — Pickle Rick.

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"I'm not comfortable with this level of quiet, Morty. It's been four hours. People that are going to talk have talked." — Rick.
"I'm not a thing that can be bought, Jerry! I'm not a possession!" — Morty.
"I'm not looking for judgement, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?" — Rick.
"I'm sorry, Morty, it's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come." — Rick.
"I'm not the one who's a fraud. I'm the one who's gonna expose the frauds." — Rick.

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"I'm not a bad person. I'm just a guy who's very, very good at making bad decisions." — Rick.
"I'm not a robot, Morty. I'm a monster. A monster who loves lasagna." — Monster Morty.
"I'm not taking a shower with a woman who doesn't love me." — Jerry.
"I'm not a man who's easily deterred, Morty. I once got turned into a pickle, and I still managed to make it home in time for dinner." — Rick.
"I'm not the one who's doing something wrong, Summer. I'm just the one who's making sure you stay hurt." — Evil Morty.

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"I'm not a villain, Morty. I'm just... chaotically neutral." — Rick.
"I'm not a person, Summer. I'm not a thing. I'm not a metaphor. I'm a pickle." — Pickle Rick, again.
"I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty. That was fake. I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce." — Rick.
"I'm not a god, Summer. I'm just someone who was lucky enough to be born into a society where I don't have to do anything I don't want to." — Rick.
"I'm not a robot, Morty. I'm a monster in a robot's body." — Evil Rick.

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"I'm not the one who's hurting Morty. I'm just the one who's making sure you stay hurt." — Evil Morty.
"I'm not a huge fan of humanity." — Rick.
"I'm not gonna answer that, Morty. That's communism. That's what that is." — Rick.
"I'm not a superhero, Morty. We'll get there, but I'm not there yet." — Rick.
"I'm not the kind of guy who goes on wacky, crazy adventures." — Jerry.

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Stay Schwifty, Folks!

So there you have it, the best “Rick and Morty” quotes that will make you laugh, think, and question your existence. From existentialism to pure absurdism, “Rick and Morty” never fails to entertain and challenge us. Now go forth and quote on, dear reader. Quote on.