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Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce

52 - The Sagacious Rat
Alarm and Pride - 54

The Member and the Soap

A MEMBER of the Kansas Legislature meeting a Cake of Soap was passing it by without recognition, but the Cake of Soap insisted on stopping and shaking hands. Thinking it might possibly be in the enjoyment of the elective franchise, he gave it a cordial and earnest grasp. On letting it go he observed that a portion of it adhered to his fingers, and running to a brook in great alarm he proceeded to wash it off. In doing so he necessarily got some on the other hand, and when he had finished washing, both were so white that he went to bed and sent for a physician.

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52 - The Sagacious Rat
Alarm and Pride - 54

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