Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce

4 - The Ingenious Patriot

An Officer and a Thug - 6

Two Kings

THE King of Madagao, being engaged in a dispute with the King of Bornegascar, wrote him as follows:

"Before proceeding further in this matter I demand the recall of your Minister from my capital."

Greatly enraged by this impossible demand, the King of Bornegascar replied:

"I shall not recall my Minister. Moreover, if you do not immediately retract your demand I shall withdraw him!"

This threat so terrified the King of Madagao that in hastening to comply he fell over his own feet, breaking the Third Commandment.

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4 - The Ingenious Patriot

An Officer and a Thug - 6