Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the Internet?
To get to the other site!

Why did the sheep cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!

Why did the chicken get in trouble?
Because it used fowl language!

What do you call a very old ant?
An antique!

Why did the robin go to the library?
To find bookworms!

What do you call a cat that can jump far?
A catapult!

Why shouldn't you loan books to a dog?
It will make them dog-eared!

What did the dog say when it dropped its ice cream?
"Doggone it!"

Why do birds make good gardeners?
Because they love birdseed!

What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee!

What do you get from a cow that jumps up and down?
A milkshake!

What's spotted and bouncy?
A leopard on a trampoline!

What's striped and jumps?
A zebra with hiccups!

What's little and quick and has 32 wheels?
A spider on roller skates!