Epitaph On John Dove, Innkeeper

      Here lies Johnie Pigeon;      What was his religion?      Whae'er desires to ken,      To some other warl'      Maun follow the carl,      For here Johnie Pigeon had nane!       Strong ale was ablution,      Small beer persecution,      A dram was memento mori;      But a full-flowing bowl      Was the saving his soul,      And port was celestial glory.