Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce: An Inadequate Fee
An Inadequate Fee
AN Ox, unable to extricate himself from the mire into which he sank, was advised to make use of a Political Pull. When the Political Pull had arrived, the Ox said: "My good friend, please make fast to me, and let nature take her course."
So the Political Pull made fast to the Ox's head and nature took her course. The Ox was drawn, first, from the mire, and, next, from his skin. Then the Political Pull looked back upon the good fat carcase of beef that he was dragging to his lair and said, with a discontented spirit:
"That is hardly my customary fee; I'll take home this first instalment, then return and bring an action for salvage against the skin."