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by Ambrose Bierce
REPLICA
REPOSE

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-n.

A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

   "More dear than all my bosom knows, O thou
Whose 'lips are sealed' and will not disavow!"
So sang the blithe reporter-man as grew
Beneath his hand the leg-long "interview."

- Barson Maith