The Devil's Dictionary: Miss

Updated May 14, 2020 | Infoplease Staff
by Ambrose Bierce
MISFORTUNE
MOLECULE

MISS

-n.

The title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market. Miss, Missis (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound and sense. Two are corruptions of Mistress, the other of Master. In the general abolition of social titles in this our country they miraculously escaped to plague us. If we must have them let us be consistent and give one to the unmarried man. I venture to suggest Mush, abbreviated to Mh.

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