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The Devil's Dictionary: Advice

by Ambrose Bierce
ADORE
AFFIANCED

ADVICE

-n.

The smallest current coin.

"The man was in such deep distress,"
Said Tom, "that I could do no less
Than give him good advice." Said Jim:
"If less could have been done for him
I know you well enough, my son,
To know that's what you would have done."

- Jebel Jocordy

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