The Magnificent Seven
|Spring Midseason Replacement|
|Saturday 8:00–9:00 p.m.|
|Cast: Michael Biehn, Eric Close, Rick Worthy, Anthony Starke, Dale Midkiff, Ron Perlman, Andrew Kavovit and Laurie Holden Star|
|Based on the 1960 film, which was based on Akira Kurosawa's The Seven Samurai|
A group of, you guessed it, seven gun-toting cowboys ride into a series of post-Civil-War towns and defend the helpless. A bland, watered-down remake of a bland, watered-down remake.