Preface to the
Second and Revised
Edition, 1884.
by the Editor
If my poor Flatland friend retained the vigour of mind which he enjoyed
when he began to compose these Memoirs, I should not now need to represent
him in this preface, in which he desires, fully, to return his thanks
to his readers and critics in Spaceland, whose appreciation has,
with unexpected celerity, required a second edition of this work;
secondly, to apologize for certain errors and misprints (for which,
however, he is not entirely responsible); and, thirdly, to explain
on or two misconceptions. But he is not the Square he once was.
Years of imprisonment, and the still heavier burden of general
incredulity and mockery, have combined with the thoughts and notions,
and much also of the terminology, which he acquired during his
short stay in spaceland. He has, therefore, requested me to reply
in his behalf to two special objections, one of an intellectual,
the other of a moral nature.
The first objection is, that a Flatlander, seeing a Line,
sees something that must be thick to the eye as well as long
to the eye (otherwise it would not be visible, if it had not
some thickness); and consequently he ought (it is argued)
to acknowledge that his countrymen are not only long and broad,
but also (though doubtless to a very slight degree) thick or high.
This objection is plausible, and, to Spacelanders, almost irresistible,
so that, I confess, when I first heard it, I knew not what to reply.
But my poor old friend's answer appears to me completely to meet it.
“I admit,” said he—when I mentioned to him this objection—“I
admit the truth of your critic's facts, but I deny his conclusions.
It is true that we have really in Flatland a Third unrecognized Dimension
called ‘height,’ just as it also is true that you have really in Spaceland
a Fourth unrecognized Dimension, called by no name at present, but which
I will call ‘extra-height.’ But we can no more take cognizance of our
‘height’ than you can of your ‘extra-height.’ Even I—who have been in
Spaceland, and have had the privilege of understanding for twenty-four hours
the meaning of ‘height’—even I cannot now comprehend it, nor realize it
by the sense of sight or by any process of reason; I can but apprehend
it by faith.”
“The reason is obvious. Dimension implied direction, implies
measurement, implies the more and the less. Now, all our lines
are equally and infinitesimally thick (or high, whichever you like);
consequently, there is nothing in them to lead our minds to the
conception of that Dimension. No ‘delicate micrometer’—as has been
suggested by one too hasty Spaceland critic—would in the least
avail us; for we should not know what to measure, nor in what direction.
When we see a Line, we see something that is long and bright;
brightness, as well as length, is necessary to the existence of a Line;
if the brightness vanishes, the Line is extinguished. Hence, all my
Flatland friends—when I talk to them about the unrecognized Dimension
which is somehow visible in a Line—say, ‘Ah, you mean brightness’:
and when I reply, ‘No, I mean a real Dimension,’ they at once retort,
‘Then measure it, or tell us in what direction it extends’; and this
silences me, for I can do neither. Only yesterday, when the Chief Circle
(in other words our High Priest) came to inspect the State Prison
and paid me his seventh annual visit, and when for the seventh time
he put me the question, ‘Was I any better?’ I tried to prove to him
that he was ‘high,’ as well as long and broad, although he did not know it.
But what was his reply? ‘You say I am high; measure my high-ness
and I will believe you.’ What could I do? How could I meet his challenge?
I was crushed; and he left the room triumphant.”
“Does this still seem strange to you? Then put yourself
in asimilar position. Suppose a person of the Fourth Dimension,
condescending to visit you, were to say, ‘Whenever you open your eyes,
you see a Plane (which is of Two Dimensions) and you infer a Solid
(which is of Three); but in reality you also see (though you do
not recognize) a Fourth Dimension, which is not colour nor brightness
nor anything of the kind, but a true Dimension, although I cannot
point out to you its direction, nor can you possibly measure it.’
What would you say to such a visitor? Would not you have him locked up?
Well, that is my fate: and it is as natural for us Flatlanders
to lock up a Square for preaching the Third Dimension,
as it is for you Spacelanders to lock up a Cube for preaching the Fourth.
Alas, how strong a family likeness runs through blind and persecuting
humanity in all Dimensions! Points, Lines, Squares, Cubes,
Extra-Cubes—we are all liable to the same errors, all alike the Slavers of our
respective Dimensional prejudices, as one of our Spaceland poets has said—”
One touch of Nature makes all worlds akin.[1]
On this point the defence of the Square seems to me to be impregnable.
I wish I could say that his answer to the second (or moral) objection
was equally clear and cogent. It has been objected that he is a woman-hater;
and as this objection has been vehemently urged by those whom Nature's
decree has constituted the somewhat larger half of the Spaceland race,
I should like to remove it, so far as I can honestly do so. But the
Square is so unaccustomed to the use of the moral terminology
of Spaceland that I should be doing him an injustice if I were
literally to transcribe his defence against this charge.
Acting, therefore, as his interpreter and summarizer,
I gather that in the course of an imprisonment of seven years
he has himself modified his own personal views, both as regards
Women and as regards the Isosceles or Lower Classes. Personally,
he now inclines to the opinion of the Sphere (see page 86) that
the Straight Lines are in many important respects superior to the Circles.
But, writing as a Historian, he has identified himself (perhaps too closely)
with the views generally adopted by Flatland, and (as he has been informed)
even by Spaceland, Historians; in whose pages (until very recent times)
the destinies of Women and of the masses of mankind have seldom been deemed
worthy of mention and never of careful consideration.
In a still more obscure passage he now desires to disavow
the Circular or aristocratic tendencies with which some critics
have naturally credited him. While doing justice to the intellectual
power with which a few Circles have for many generations maintained
their supremacy over immense multitudes of their countrymen, he believes
that the facts of Flatland, speaking for themselves without comment
on his part, declare that Revolutions cannot always be suppressed
by slaughter, and that Nature, in sentencing the Circles to infecundity,
has condemned them to ultimate failure—“and herein,” he says,
“I see a fulfilment of the great Law of all worlds, that while the wisdom
of Man thinks it is working one thing, the wisdom of Nature constrains
it to work another, and quite a different and far better thing.”
For the rest, he begs his readers not to suppose that every minute detail
in the daily life of Flatland must needs correspond to some other detail
in Spaceland; and yet he hopes that, taken as a whole, his work may prove
suggestive as well as amusing, to those Spacelanders of moderate and modest
minds who—speaking of that which is of the highest importance, but lies
beyond experience—decline to say on the one hand, “This can never be,”
and on the other hand, “It must needs be precisely thus,
and we know all about it.”