Epitaph On John Dove, Innkeeper

     Here lies Johnie Pigeon;
     What was his religion?
     Whae'er desires to ken,
     To some other warl'
     Maun follow the carl,
     For here Johnie Pigeon had nane!

     Strong ale was ablution,
     Small beer persecution,
     A dram was memento mori;
     But a full-flowing bowl
     Was the saving his soul,
     And port was celestial glory.