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Dec 6, 2009
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Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce

46 - The Pavior
The Bumbo of Jiam - 48

The Tried Assassin

AN Assassin being put upon trial in a New England court, his Counsel rose and said: "Your Honour, I move for a discharge on the ground of 'once in jeopardy': my client has been already tried for that murder and acquitted."

"In what court?" asked the Judge.

"In the Superior Court of San Francisco," the Counsel replied.

"Let the trial proceed - your motion is denied," said the Judge. "An Assassin is not in jeopardy when tried in California."

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46 - The Pavior
The Bumbo of Jiam - 48
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