Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce

26 - The Wooden Guns

The Poet's Doom - 28

The Reform School Board

THE members of the School Board in Doosnoswair being suspected of appointing female teachers for an improper consideration, the people elected a Board composed wholly of women. In a few years the scandal was at an end; there were no female teachers in the Department.

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26 - The Wooden Guns

The Poet's Doom - 28