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Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce

175 - A Flourishing Industry
The Patriot and the Banker - 177

The Self-Made Monkey

A MAN of humble birth and no breading, who held a high political office, was passing through a forest, when he met a Monkey.

"I take it you are one of my constituents," the Man said.

"No," replied the Monkey; "but I will support you if you can urge a valid claim to my approval."

"I am a self-made man," said the other, proudly.

"That is nothing," the Monkey said. And going to a bigger pine, he rose by his own unaided exertions to the top branch, where he sat, all bedaubed with the pitch which that vegetable exudes. "Now," he added, "I am a self-made Monkey."

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175 - A Flourishing Industry
The Patriot and the Banker - 177

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