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Fantastic Fables by Ambrose Bierce

170 - The Debaters
The Desperate Object - 172

Two of the Pious

A CHRISTIAN and a Heathen in His Blindness were disputing, when the Christian, with that charming consideration which serves to distinguish the truly pious from the wolves that perish, exclaimed:

"If I could have my way, I'd blow up all your gods with dynamite."

"And if I could have mine," retorted the Heathen in His Blindness, bitterly malevolent but oleaginuously suave, "I'd fan all yours out of the universe."

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170 - The Debaters
The Desperate Object - 172

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