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Monster Jokes
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
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Why won't anyone kiss Dracula?
He has bat breath!
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Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps!
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What do you call a friendly mummy?
Chummy!
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What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
"Gee, that felt good!"
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What did Frankenstein say to his sweetheart?
"It was love at first fright!"
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How does a werewolf sign his letters?
Best vicious!
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What should you do if a werewolf climbs in your window?
Run out the door!
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What can you find between Godzilla's toes?
Slow runners!
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Why wouldn't the ghost cross the road?
He had no guts!
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What did Godzilla have at the "All You Can Eat" restaurant?
The waiters!
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What kind of monster loves to disco?
The boogieman!
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What do you say to a monster with two heads?
Hello, and hello to you too!
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Where does a baby ghost go while its parents are at work?
Dayscare!
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How do you get to the monster's house?
Walk down the street, then turn fright at the dead end.
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What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
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