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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock? Yuk yuk!

By Holly Hartman

Knock knock
Who's there?
Rob
Rob who?
Robbers are chasing me,
open the door!

Knock Knock, Who's There...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me and I'll love you forever!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Carrie
Carrie who?
Carrie me home, my feet are tired!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dee
Dee who?
Dee-licious cookies for sale!

Ha Ha Ha

Knock knock
Who's there?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom-AY-to or tom-AH-to?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Wanda
Wanda who?
Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking

Knock knock
Who's there?
Keith
Keith who?
Keith me, thweet printh, but look out for my looth tooth

Knock knock
Who's there?
Toby
Toby who?
Toby or not to be-that is the question.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you open the door already?

Ha Ha Ha

Knock knock
Who's there?
Barry
Barry who?
Barry nice to see you!

Knock knock
Who's there?
José
José who?
José can you see by the dawn's early light?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Ida
Ida who?
Ida like to teach the world to sing!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry scary monster here to freak you out!

Ha Ha Ha

Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!





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