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Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock? Yuk yuk!

By Holly Hartman

Knock knock Who's there? Rob Rob who? Robbers are chasing me, open the door!
Knock knock Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary me and I'll love you forever!
Knock knock Who's there? Carrie Carrie who? Carrie me home, my feet are tired!
Knock knock Who's there? Dee Dee who? Dee-licious cookies for sale!	Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom-AY-to or tom-AH-to?
Knock knock Who's there? Wanda Wanda who? Wanda door opens, I'll stop da knocking
Knock knock Who's there? Keith Keith who? Keith me, thweet printh, but look out for my looth tooth
Knock knock Who's there? Toby Toby who? Toby or not to be-that is the question.
Knock knock Who's there? Will Will who? Will you open the door already?	Knock knock Who's there? Barry Barry who? Barry nice to see you!
Knock knock Who's there? José José who? José can you see by the dawn's early light?
Knock knock Who's there? Ida Ida who? Ida like to teach the world to sing!	Knock knock Who's there? Pete Pete who? Pete-za delivery!
Knock knock Who's there? Harry Harry who? Harry scary monster here to freak you out!
Knock knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!

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