All of the lies that I'm crafting
Overshadow the laws that I'm drafting.
But in 2001
When my two terms are done
I'll be free to go whitewater rafting.
- Keith Gilman
Unjust denouement!
O.J. is to innocent
as Bush to victor.
- Bob Ulrich
Lititz, PA
Dangling bits of chad.
Who did you vote for? Bush? Gore?
Perhaps Buchanan
- Scott and Roberta Freese
Tallahassee, FL
Guessing the intent.
Laws made before are now bent.
Calling in attorneys,
Making Al look wormy.
Gore is stale and spent!
The campaigns have begun you will find
But how can we make a choice of this kind
The possibility's endless
One's feckless, one's friendless
The words "rock" and "hard place" come to mind
Gore walk like a man
Crying time is done. You lose
Talk the talk go home
chad inspection week
hanging, pregnant, swinging door
shotgun wedding looms
Butterfly ballots
Voters' wishes fly away
Into Jeb Trashcans
Seeking surplus to spend
His tax cut Bush tries to defend.
I'm getting quite bent
At that top one percent
They'll get all the cash in the end.
It's Dubya's turn at the bat.
His supporters are scared he'll fall flat.
His grammar is criminal
He can't say subliminal
He'd be better off as prez of his frat.
We complain about
Our choices in the voting
Cherish the freedom
politicians lie
shaking hands and stabbing backs
I refuse to vote
