|Director: ||Brian Robbins|
|Writer: ||W. Peter Iliff|
|Paramount; R; 106 minutes|
|Cast: ||James Van Der Beek, Jon Voight, Paul Walker, Ron Lester, Amy Smart|
There are people who find the following items funny: beer, homosexuals, breasts, overweight people, farts and sophomoric caricatures. Varsity Blues is a movie for them. James Van Der Beek plays a sensitive football hero struggling in a Texan town peopled by an obsessive coach, a sex-ed instructor who moonlights as a stripper (yes boys, you get a peep), vapid football players and the nubile teens who love them and monomaniacal parents for whom football has taken the place of religion, politics and interpersonal relationships.