is matter in the wrong place. (Lord Palmerston.) This is not true: a diamond or sovereign lost on a road is matter in a wrong place, but certainly is not dirt.
“If dirt were trumps what a capital hand you would hold!” —Charles Lamb to Martin Burney.
Source: Dictionary of Phrase and Fable, E. Cobham Brewer, 1894
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